Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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