if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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