WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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