I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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