Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight