I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I need to sanitize my soul.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.