Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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