Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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