I forgot how hot balto sounded
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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