u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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