I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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