Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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