Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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