pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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