Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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