I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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