yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We need to rekindle our bromance
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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