the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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