i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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