I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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