1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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