Quick, to the slutcave!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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