Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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