Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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