i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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