if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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