Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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