If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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