with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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