I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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