but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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