Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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