Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
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Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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