I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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