I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
