Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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