I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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