Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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