so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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