we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just cropdusted the office
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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