Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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