Apparently you make a good broom.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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