capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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