are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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