how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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