Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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