can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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