i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I will be naked everywhere
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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