Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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