He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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