Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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