Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
