just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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