I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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