can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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