I'm eating all of the evidence.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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