There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Come on in and take your pants off
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